e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

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caswitch:

if ur ever sad just look at this picture.  every part of it is gold.

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caswitch:

if ur ever sad just look at this picture.  every part of it is gold.

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porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

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feelingsanti:

i’m not like other girls

i was born with glass bones and paper skin

every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon i break my arms

at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

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youthseverywhere:

From 33 Mashups That Prove “Adventure Time” Makes Everything Way More Awesome on Buzzfeed [x]

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youthseverywhere:

From 33 Mashups That Prove “Adventure Time” Makes Everything Way More Awesome on Buzzfeed [x]

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ironholmesgrl08-rdj-blog:

What can I say…I just really love this guy!

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ironholmesgrl08-rdj-blog:

What can I say…I just really love this guy!

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