wellhellotello:

loseerrrrrrrrr:

thokjr:

thedadwhisperer:

listerinemouthwash:

if i meet one more fucking person who says they “love” animals but isnt vegan im gonna lose my fucking mind

i love animals
i’m not vegan
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You can love something and still want it in your mouth, for example I love cock…. 

this is the best thing ever

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(Source: dakotawhatever, via thechildof-thetardis)

the-chamber-0f-muggles:

shuofthewind:

odinsmightymustache:

Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

I read the order of the phoenix in 1 night does that make me weird
tropic-teaseee:

☀I follow back☀
ryat-assassin:

Ain’t no party like a philosophy department party because a philosophy department party is full of bitter, facetious depressives.

We had a favorite Disney character theme party

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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(via thefuuuucomics)

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